THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.
WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!
by YAWA March 14, 2020
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Paper eater

An album by Gupi, released in late 2022.
(In the car)

P1: Yo, Gupi just dropped!

P2: Oh shit, play it on the speakers!

(Song begins)

P2: Damn this song ‘goop honker’ slaps! What’s the album?

P1: It says ‘Paper Eater
by December 08, 2022
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180 grit toilet paper

The toilet paper stores still have.
Even the hardasses aren't buying the 180 grit toilet paper, they try to get one of the other brands first, which is why the stores only have the 180 grit left.
by Solid Mantis April 27, 2020
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paper goy

There’s GDL flyers up and down the road in everyone’s fron gardens! Those paper goys have been at it again naming the heeb
Every single aspect of baby penis sucking is Jewish, see it says so right here.. hands flyer to passer by…. Thats a paper goy
by Her Hauptmann October 31, 2024
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Paper Goy

There's GDL flyers up and down the road in everyone's front gardens! Those paper goys have been at it again naming those heebs
Every single aspect of baby pen1s sucking is Jewish, see it says so right here.. hands flyer to passer by.... Thats a paper goy
by Her Hauptmann November 03, 2024
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Paper Rice

Toilet paper that has become stuck between your ass after wiping and, over time, broken down and rolled up into little rice like particles that can be picked out and eaten.
Male 1: We got lost on our camping trip, and at one point we had to survive off of our own paper rice!

Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...

Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!
by Gumbly Simpson August 08, 2022
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