greasy nipple

1. A nipple that is so sweaty and dirty that it looks greasy, like a pizza delivery boy's face. The grease resembles that of coagulated bacon grease, and in fact, could be used to fry some chicken.

2. An affectionate term referring to someone who is nasty dirty greasy.

3. REED

After his shift at What-A-Burger flipping burgers, Reed was one big greasy nipple.

by Homely Loser December 9, 2008

nipple head

when one's cranium resembles a large milk filled breast

grant . . . you need a hair cut because wearing your missus' bra on your face doesn't cut the mustard

by paul May 3, 2004

Nippledick Crapsponge

AKA Donald Trump

Nippledick Crapsponge just tweeted that he is the greatest president in the history of the US.

by corsendonkian October 27, 2019

Nipple Smack

(v) To be hit with a female nipple and tit, generally in the face.

1. I scared that old lady and she turned around quickly and nipple smacked me accidently.

2. I think that stripper just nipple smacked me!

by Sustained Euphoria May 4, 2009

Nipple vines

When the hairs around your nipples grow extensively long in a wild twisting manner.

Yo, mama's so hairy, Tarzan himself could swing from her nipple vines.

Dude, I haven't shaved my chest in weeks, I'm beginning to grow nipple vines.

by AngryGuinea August 3, 2010

Nipple Chips

Just a fun nickname

Hey, Nipple Chips, what's up?

by Midget77Wrangler March 3, 2011

nipple wallop

when a woman with large nipples slaps the man on the penis with them

shh or il nipple wallop you

she game such a good nipple wallop last night

by a man in a black dress May 16, 2011