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The Friday Night Dilemma 

When your with your friends on a Friday night, and walk around town hopelessly in search of something to do. It usually ends in failure, making everybody wanting to go home hoping tomorrow will be a better day. Worse of all, its a complete waste of your Friday night
Boy 1: Shit dude, we're stuck in the Friday night dilemma again.. WHAT CAN WE DO!?"

Boy 2: How about we go over my house and play COD?"

Boy 3: Fuck COD dude, If i wanted to stay in tonight I would've.. how about we walk over down to the mall and try to get some girls? Maybe we'll get lucky!

Boy 4: Screw your shit, we did this last week. Listen, I'm going home, tonight fucking sucked.

Boy 1: OH COME ON! Listen, how about we smoke some of my bud and we'll go watch a movie at my place?

Boy 2: Fuck it, I don't even want to. Tonight sucks and you know it, peace bro.
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prom night

The BEST night to have a baby in a high-school washroom stall.
"How can I enjoy the rest of Prom Night? My dress is ruined!"
prom night by -30- May 8, 2005

Girls Night Out Shepard 

The girl who stays sober and keeps all of her friends together at the bar or a party. Usually the one who will step in and cock block you the second you start getting somewhere.
A girls night out shepard is like a Marine...she won’t leave anyone behind.

That's What Your Mum Said Last Night 

The absolute ultimate comeback. Can be used in any situation, with a maximum final effect.
Sam: "you are a cockbite"
Alistair: "yeah, that's what your mum said last night!"
*sam slaps alistair*

Jumbo Night At The Reddam's 

A large festive gathering and/or celebration held on Friday nights at the Reddam House. Regular attendees include family members of the Reddam household (ie: John, Joe and James) with the occasional latin maid showing up for surprise visits.

Common dishes served include Red Wine, KFC, McDonalds, Burger King and occasionally Reece's Cups (Jumbo Size of course)
John: "Jumbo Size?" *Confused face*

Guest: "It's Jumbo Night At The Reddam's!!!"

tuesday night stripper 

A stripper that isn't wanted.
Dude 1: Hey bro you want to go to the strip club!?!
Dude 2: Hell no! It's Tuesday; you don't want no Tuesday night strippers!
tuesday night stripper by Orangige November 6, 2013

Nigga Night Thursdays 

Thursday nights in downtown Gainesville, FL where all the clubs are infested with black people. The only white people you'll see are the high volume of police officers around town.
Nathan I told you I don't wanna go out on Nigga Night Thursdays.
Nigga Night Thursdays by BWabes March 29, 2015