A beef jerky

A beef jerky.

A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.

Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.

You can also use other ground meats.

If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.

Hey grab a handful of that ground beef and give me a beef jerky.

by Chokiecat February 5, 2018

jerrys hairy berry

WHEN A MAN IS FUCKING A WOMAN HE IS GETTING HER FROM BEHIND IN THE VAGINA FORMING HAIRYER BERRYS THEN NORMAL..

(JERRYS HAIRY BERRY) DOGGIE STYLE

by PACO101 February 17, 2010

Beef Jerky

Masturbation on the Oregon Trail.

Liesel: Johnny, hurry, mother is dying of dysentery!
Johnny: Just gettin' me some beef jerky.

by Johnny132435 February 18, 2011

Jerred

A rapist, pedophile, child molester, or anything of the sort.

"I'm scared of that Jerred guy"
"Well no kidding, his name is Jerred"
Jerred : "Don't be mean!"
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by WHOAMI420asdf1 May 10, 2017

Jerri

A heartless person, Not able to love, Is afraid to commit to anyone, This girl will eat your soul. Fools people with her extreme good looks in order to attract people to her.

Jim: That girl over there was so rude to me.

Jill: Ya i know she is such a Jerri!!

by Just another broken heart November 1, 2012

Hot Jerky

When you fuck a girl in the ass and she shits on your dick, and then you stick your shit-covered dick in her pussy

"Things were going great with Maria until she asked me to give her Hot Jerky, I just couldn't do it man"

by azztomouth69 May 4, 2016

beef jerky

When you receive a handjob that causes you to ejaculate, see {turkey jerky}

"I didn't get a BJ, but I got some nice beef jerky

by The Midget December 21, 2004