Back on the tools

Returning to being single after a small amount of time in a relationship. Returned to having to rely on masturbation for relief again.
Bob's bird gave him the push last week. Poor sod is back on the tools again - his right arm is like an engine piston.
by reginald molehusband October 21, 2016
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Wet Backing

When after the act of sex, your female partner straddles your back placing her wet pussy on your back & rubbing it up and down.
I like to play Modern Warfare after sex, when i do my woman loves to watch me play wet backing me.
by Bigboi (813) November 17, 2011
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buy backs

When the bartender buys you a drink after you buy two.
Dude, Collins Bar rocks because the bartenders always give you buy backs.
by coodence July 20, 2007
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back attack

when your back is hurting so damn much;
you feel like you're having a heart attack but it's a back attack!
"My f*cking back, i think i'm having a back attack!"

"my 67 year old grandfather was having a back attack when his cane fell"
by DORO twistaa April 15, 2009
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Pussy Back

A major loser. Someone that sucks at life. An epic fail at anything they do.
That guy is such a pussy back! He is able to ruin a wet dream!
by pmoonelove1 July 30, 2010
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kicked in the back

A phrase describing a heavily pregnant woman. When she is viewed from the side, her body shape looks like she has recieved a heavy kick in the back.
Andy: Have you seen Tracy recently shes been kicked in the back,
John: Oh right you mean she's pregnant.
by John Marra February 14, 2007
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Front Back

When some one open handedly slaps your chest and your back at the same time.
"Casey and I were at the Keeler's house, and mike came up and agressivly front backed us."

"Sam was bitching and makeing me listen to MGMT, so i front backed the shit out of that fool."

"I tryed to front back Jack K's dad, but got punched in the face."
by Wy Guy December 14, 2009
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