human npc 

People that behave like an npc.

Belik (the human npc):

"Don't have a good, have a great day!"

human npc by Međed November 3, 2022

Human Screenshot 

On a male, when you constrict their testicles (specifically with a hand) and press on their prostate. The same is more difficult with females, as it requires pressing on their clitoris and asshole at the same time.

You will know the screenshot is complete when the woman says "wrong hole!" or the male leaks a small amount of precum.

Man! I was with this girl last night. She was so freaky she even did a human screenshot on me!

That's sick, dude.

Human Screenshot by Zay_Man November 19, 2022

human dorito 

A human dorito is when someone looks like a meal (i dont mean meal as in food i mean meal as in lust)

Damn, Cassidy looks like a human dorito in those shorts.

human dorito by ..diehard November 30, 2022

Human Drano

Slang for Prune Juice, which helps clear up constipation quickly. Drano is a fast-acting liquid chemical used to unclog drains and pipes, such as those found in sinks. In a similar sense, prune juice is used to unclog your bowels; as such, it acts as Drano for humans, hence the name.

That Human Drano I got at the supermarket cured my constipation in about 5-10 minutes.

Human Drano by TheFiend138 January 5, 2023

Human Unit 

A wig or weave made from human hair. Usually used be people in the drag scene

Willam: And that's why you wear a human unit so it can do the Shakeout thing at the back gurl.

Human Unit by Punkerella January 20, 2023

human dickipedia 

that one friend or person that knows an awful lot about different penis shapes, sizes and colors, despite seeing very few in person.

"damn, bro is a whole human dickipedia"

human dickipedia by humandickipedia January 24, 2023

Human Copying Machine 

A highly trained person that wastes their time having to copy the same data across multiple systems, because:
1. the systems are not connected
2. people refuse to look at the single source of truth and want it in the specific place they look.

The human copying machine becomes frustrated at the waste of time and energy copy/pasting the same data/story when the priority should be focused on helping the customer.

Human Copying Machine by troll3193 February 5, 2023