Slippery Goose

A local legend

What’s happening, Slippery Goose?

by gint is a gc February 1, 2023

Goose

To bonk on the head, and probably leave a concussion.

"Im gonna take this toy club and absolutely goose him with it"

by NeroWasHere July 6, 2021

Silly goose

Someone who doesn't see the obvious; stupid fuck.

Son: "You know apples are red."
Mom: "Of course silly goose."

by BucFan67 October 25, 2025

Goosed

When a band steals the fans of another band when they open for the band but refuses to have any bands open for them when they blow up.

Did you see them Goose Pigeons Playing Ping Ping?

They don’t have openers because they are afraid to be Goosed.

by GooseSpiracy March 6, 2022

goosing

trying hard to be happy. happy but having to try for it.

“man i’m just goosing”

by goosingbitch November 17, 2019

goosing

The act of ejaculating after a jelq session.

I goosed like crazy yesterday. Shooting ropes is my favorite end to a jelq session.

Them: what do you enjoy doing after a long jelq sesh?
Me: Goosing has become my new favorite jelq conclusion.

by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024

Goosed It

To fuck something up

“Dave just painted this wall the wrong colour”
“Oh mate he’s Goosed It”

by Hawko74 July 8, 2020