Goose

a term of endearment for a pathetic and pitiable man

Person 1: Adam messed up his solo in front of everyone it was so fucking awful
Person 2: Aww poor goose

by Lunarfl4r3 June 29, 2022

Goosed

To drink too much Goose Island beer in a short amount of time.

I got so goosed last night!

by ocgrad01 April 19, 2016

Goose

Peace was never an option...

Hjonk, Hjonk Am Goose

by Samuel. L. Wackson October 6, 2020

Goose

Me: A goose... is actually... *drumbroll, please!!!* A GOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crowd: WOOAHHHHHH AMAZING DESCRIPTION YOOOOO WOOOOO!!!!! *clapping* I NEVER KNEW THAT!!!!!!!1
Me: goose.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Okay thank you everyone for coming and this is the end of my performance.

goose.

by Super_Awesome_Gaming_Creature September 25, 2024

Goose

Goose is a response used when someone does something embarrassing

yo that dudes pretty goose

by DKAT009 April 14, 2022

Crazy Goose

It’s simply you. You are the craziest goose ever.

“Diana got diagnosed as a crazy goose!”
“Uh-oh! She’s like you!”

by OG_GOD! November 3, 2022

setting your goose loose

the act of spreading dicksauce (or cum) all over somebody

Bradley: did you enjoy your friend setting your goose loose
Kaley: yeah that nigga was set his goose loose on my last night

by D. Showerhandel July 10, 2016