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Chat goons 

Chat goons are a phenomena started by a small group of people that have grown into a large internet meme. They are made by using regular characters. Examples of these are seen below.

.______. A generic "goon". This is the most basic type. It can be created with any amount of underscores.

\\\.______./// A "clawed goon". This type of goon was created later on in the meme's lifetime by other users than the original "goon" creators.

Goons developed a large following. Some stories made up to explain the "goon" fad are:

Goons are small creatures that live under beds. They enjoy chewing the toes of people. Goons have webbed feet and some goons are said to have "claws", signified by back or forward slashes. Further rumors indicate that they replace the toes of people with different objects. Supporters of the "Salad Fingers" series claim that the goons replace the toes with croutons to provide an additional strange entity to the "Salad Fingers" universe.
".____. \\\.______./// .____. Chat goons"
Chat goons by Fashizzledizzle January 5, 2006
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Miramar Goonz 

Real Niggas That are From Miramar,Florida. Also a Really Evil Man From Miramar who Rob,Kill, and/or Sells Drugs.
Yo Dat Nigga Drew an his Crew is some Real ass Miramar Goonz.They be Str8 Bustin Liq's.
Miramar Goonz by Red Dreads December 23, 2008
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Goonster 

A person or people who are such a goon that you have to make up a word on the spot for how much of a goon they are. A kid who told me once in gradeschool not to hurt a book.
"Don't bend the book that way, you are hurting it." Hey kid, you are a goonster.
Goonster by Samsonite219 December 9, 2008
Slang term for a woman's vagina. Also know as, vag, axe wound, moose knuckle, bearded clam, etc.
You really must witness a freshly shorn goonya, there truly is nothing like it.
goonya by DezlPower July 13, 2003
A surprised reaction to outrageous news (good or bad). The way it is said indicates whether it is a happy surprised or a bad shock.

A happy "go on" is usually ran together to sound like, "gwan", whereas an upset or shocked "go on" sounds more like, "go...wawn".
Sally: "Guess what, I got the job!"
Mary: "Go on!!!"
go on by newfie4L August 15, 2007

goontastic 

When someone or something demonstrates at an exceptional or supreme level the ability to be "gangster" or a "goon."
Seth Lockhart wore all blue to represent for the Crypts. He looked goontastic at the basketball game.
goontastic by Xedious February 28, 2010
A woman that is being a cunt and also acting like a goof.
Any woman can be a (bitch), but she's a real goont.
That Shannon is worse than a {cunt). she acts like a (goof). She's a goont.
goont by Teddog August 15, 2016