dick basket

1. A derogatory term referring to a person who is rude, pretentious, annoying or of low intelligence. Considered to be similar to, but more insulting than calling someone a dick. One whom is worse than a dick, and is therefore a whole bushel basket of cock, or an ornamental ribboned care package of penis that is decorated with baby's breath and glitter.

2. A situation that is considered to be adverse, difficult or unlucky.

1. That guy is a real dick basket.

2 a. I got fired today. Man, this is a dick basket if I have ever seen one.
2 b.Dude, I wouldn't do that. You might be opening up a dick basket with that one.

dick basket by Brian Callaghan October 28, 2007

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dick on a stick

A corn dog, usually from a Marine Corps chow hall.

After we got out of the field, 1stSgt. sent us to the chow hall for dinner. They were out of everything but Dick on a stick! What a rip off!

dick on a stick by mysticalkey August 15, 2006

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Dick Hertz

I swear, I don't know this guy!

If anyone knows, can someone tell me who's Dick Hertz???

Dick Hertz by I. M. Pseudonym May 28, 2004

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Dick and Dash

Dick and dash is a relationship that is only for sex and kinky shit, then you dumped them right after. The term could also be used if you had a one night stand and leave the person's house right before they wake up.

My boyfriend only wants a dick and dash relationship, he doesn't want to date me full time.

Dick and Dash by Suck a very large dick May 4, 2018