Crusterd

Someone being really ugly but is still a legand at the same time. But they are monsters at black ops and will do anything to win. Typacially named Simon, Leo, WIll and anything starting with G.

That Simon was such a crusterd

by ELDERLEO September 6, 2016

crustacea

1. a crusty ass person who low key lit on the inside, also known as christina

2. a crustacean fetish

1. omfg everybody run, it's crustacea!!
2. omg you like crustacea!?! you too willldddd

by ccspamsyaboi November 5, 2016

crusta

a crusty ass person; can also be used in place of/in conjunction with the name René

person 1: omfg did you see René the other day?!
person 2: oh, you mean crusta? yea, he was acting like such a crustacean

person: tru dat

by ccspamsyaboi November 7, 2016

Crustbomb

A crustbomb is when a buddy of yours punches you with a muddy hand.

Really Pipi? Did you have to crustbomb me?

by GombertTheNobleKnight December 2, 2016

crust eater

The one who eats crust

i.e. pb and J sandwiches, grilled cheese sandwiches, ham and cheese sandwiches, ass, tuna fish sandwiches.

Everyone found out Tina was a crust eater after the annual sandwich-off when she was caught covered naked head to toe in crusts.

by Crunchwaffle April 18, 2017

Crustache

A crusty little mustache that can't be grown full enough to be dubbed a full fledged mustache. Usually worn by teenagers or white trash Joe Dirt types that cant grow facial hair but wont take mother natures no for an answer.

Wow look at the crustache on that dirtball over there.

by Wordy wordington May 17, 2018

Crustlord

Person who has extremely no taste in style, normally wearing a fedora.

“Bro what’s with that guy with the the fedora?”

“Oh the Crustlord?”

by Totalbangerman May 24, 2018