crusta

a crusty ass person; can also be used in place of/in conjunction with the name René

person 1: omfg did you see René the other day?!
person 2: oh, you mean crusta? yea, he was acting like such a crustacean

person: tru dat

by ccspamsyaboi November 7, 2016

Panty Crust

The crusty film from bodily fluids that builds up in the underwear after several days of consecutive use.

As Kimball pulled down his boyfriend's panties and went to work he felt the Panty Crust on his chin.

by yoyo4094 July 3, 2015

Keyboard Crust

The stale finger, dick, body crust your find in between the keys on a keyboard.

Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Crust muffin

When Emma chamberlain’s makeup is crusty at the end of the day and not blended

I look like a crust muffin

by Abadabadu March 12, 2018

Cristali and Zafiro Toon!

A 20+ year old pedophile who asked a 13 year old girl for nudes. He also traces art and claims it as his own. Plus, in his titles he puts “Sexy” and “Cute”

Omg Cristali and Zafiro Toon! has MLP porn on his walls!

I know right? This pedo and art tracer deserves to go to jail.

by Cheese Whizzzz October 9, 2018

Crustabate

This occurs when crust seeps out of an individual.

Dan Millahews crustabated on the haters, daily.

by Millahews March 26, 2019

Kristy Crust

The yellowish chlamydia juice that crusts around your penis after sex with a bar whore prostitute.

Hey Sean what do you think about that skank from the bar? Well I need some help with the Kristy Crust. Damn dude you should have just pounded your pud.

Palmer: Dude what is that fishy smell?

Sean: I have Kristy Crust and it's bad.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 29, 2020