Crumping

A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.

In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.

by HorseEnthusiast September 12, 2016

Crump

Created one fine day by band geeks whilst walking down the street. This word came up because one of the sexy band geeks was excited and wasn't speaking properly. Crump now is used to state that something sucks and is usually followed with laughter because we said the word crump.

That's crump.

Band Geek #1: "We shall crompramise." Band Geek #2: ".. crompramise?! -laughs-" #1: "yes, crump" #2:"DEAD CAT" #1:" ahhhhh! -runs-" #2:"-laughs-" #1:"you're crump"

by silly.erin August 25, 2006

crumpoid

Adjective: akin to or resembling a crumpet.

Hello, 911? My driveway is covered with a crumpoid fungus.

by baldpuss January 26, 2005

crumblins

The leftover crumbs (and frosting!) of any delicious baked good left in the bottom of the pan and all mixed together.

"Dude, those crumblins from your birthday cake were soooo good!"
"Hey! You ate my crumblins?! What's the basis?!"

by sbad27 January 2, 2012

passionfruit crumble

A way to describe something hard or dry. Often given as an example to Martin's cooking during a bake off

'My mouth is as dry as a passionfruit crumble'

'This brick is as hard as a passionfruit crumble'

by TSNS October 12, 2011

Peaching off crumbs

After an individual takes a very satisfying shit on the toilet, it is essential for them to wipe. If you begin walking after taking a shit and a few pieces of shit or "muddy water" fall or drip down your leg you are by defintion "peaching off crumbs."

O shit, look at that girl, she obviously did not finish wiping her ass, because she is peaching off crumbs!

by the drips April 30, 2009

butt crumbs

small flakes of skin, pieces of toliet paper, underwear lint that end up on your bed usually after sleeping naked and with another person.

Michael: "C'mon let's make this bed"

Jane: *dusting and hand-sweeping sheets* "hold on, I'm cleaning our butt crumbs off"

by neaners23 August 6, 2010