pumpkin crotch 

Pumpkin crotch is a dirty oder, and infectious disease that a woman will catch when she sleeps around with numerous men, we like to call them "Hoe Happy Jackie's" often has a Russian boyfriend that she uses and then has sex with other men for financial reasons. Anyone that sleeps with a pumpkin crotch is also surely to catch the disease, so beware and be safe kids.

Hey Vitali how does it feel that Jackie gave you pumpkin crotch, from sleeping around with numerous men?

pumpkin crotch by Rotten Sack Of Potatoes March 2, 2008

camel crotch 

Another name for "camel Toe" When a females pants are too tight causing her pussy lips to show right through, resembling a camels toe.

Jim: Yo, Sara's got mad camel crotch today! Looks like she buy them pants in the 80's!
Yaw: I know her pootie looks edible!

camel crotch by Moonie October 24, 2003

guatemalan crotch cricket 

Crabs that live in the area between the anus and genitals, leaving sores that whistle when you walk.

Did you hear her walking past? Sounded like she had a whole family of Guatemalan crotch crickets between those legs.

guatemalan crotch cricket by michael falls December 18, 2008

dusty crotch 

An old lady you don't like, or one that is a total bitch. A sand-papery vagina!

That lady has a dusty crotch. She is a dusty old crotch

dusty crotch by pornprincess237 May 26, 2009

Fajita Crotch 

When a woman has a messy vaginal area resembling the contents of a fajita (meat, peppers, onions, grease, etc.).

The jumbled excess of a loose or disorganized pussy.

After having 6 kids, Tami had a total fajita crotch.

Fajita Crotch by Fajita Crotch January 6, 2011

Garlic Crotch

A fowl smelling male pubic region. The odor permitted by this can usually be sensed from up to 20 ft away. Long exposer to this odor may cause temporary nausea and vomiting....Symptoms include: Redness & irratation of the ball sack, duck butter, slimy residue covering shaft of penis, Disgusting garlic smell.

Kevin was unable to attract any female partners due to his constant Garlic Crotch.

Garlic Crotch by Skee Rooster August 7, 2010

Fries in my crotch 

An STD in which hot wendy's fries will sprout from the crotchell region.

Person 1: Why can you not drive today?
Person 2: I got fries in my crotch, it hurts to much

Fries in my crotch by broe91 September 2, 2010