carpet

letting your significant other (usually a female) walk all over you and take advantage in a relationship.

Leo’s such a little carpet, he let his girl stick a finger in his bum after he said no (leo.d0b)

by pistol mike January 22, 2023

Carpethead

A white guy with an ugly perm. Someone who is like cool in a suburban white high school

“Dude you look like a carpethead with your new haircut”
“Yeah man, my barber fucked me up”

by Mr. Mustache February 14, 2023

carpet grin

When a cat opens it's mouth drawing air in and up into the Jacobson's organ to process the scent more deeply than your cat's nose can. Usually resulting in an open mouth grinning expression.

"What's on this blanket? The cats got a wicked carpet grin."
"Dale, the damn cat is grinning at the carpet again!"

by LordOftheTacos February 20, 2023

Carpeyolo

Carpeyolo means carpeyolo. This is a saying used by many celebrities

Fan:I love *celebrity*
Celebrity:Carpeyolo

by SokSokSop February 27, 2023

carpet

lemon

Man im craving a tasty carpet

by SkylerMoonlight March 10, 2023

Carpenter's delight

This is a "high school" term for a girl or woman who is flat as a board and easy to nail.

"Look at her. She's a reg'lar carpenter's delight."
"wuzzat?"
"Flat as a board an' easy to nail!"
"Huh huh huh!"

by Rex ex Machina April 11, 2023

Carpenter Bees

The ducking worst thing ever. they're really loud and whenever i go outside, they just fucking harass me. They buzz really loud and just fly around me and they never stop.

Timmy: Hey John! Wanna go outside?
John: NO! DON'T DO IT. YOU'LL GET HARASSED BY THE BEES
Timmy: What bees?
John: The Carpenter bees

by Margarine_Human April 15, 2023