Breakfast

Something that is simple to achieve; someone who is easily defeated.

Cooper can’t even bench two plates anymore and his reflexes are slow—there’s no doubt I could take him in a fight. He’s Breakfast, after all.

by GeedEater January 16, 2025

Breakfast Club

Used to point out when a female is seen in public (gym, beach, restaurant, etc) wearing bottoms that go so far up their ass that you can see what they ate for breakfast.

Used when females are seen in public wearing yoga pants, thong bikini, scrunch butt shorts, etc

Singular:
"Hey bro, Breakfast Club 2 o'clock"

Plural:
"The Breakfast club has arrived"

by Be Youneek January 25, 2025

Breakfast Club

When a female is seen in public (gym, beach, mall, etc) wearing bottoms that go so far up their ass that you can see what they ate for breakfast.

Used to point out to your buddies or your girlfriend/wife a female in public wearing yoga pants, thong bikini, scrunch butt shorts, etc.

Singular:

"Hey bro, Breakfast Club at 5 o'clock"

Plural:

"Hey bro, the Breakfast Club has arrived"

by Be Youneek January 25, 2025

Breakfast Bump

When someone wakes up and the first thing they do is snort 2–3 lines of cocaine as their “morning routine,” treating it like their version of breakfast or coffee.

Example 1:
“Bro skipped coffee and went straight for a breakfast bump.”

Example 2:
“He can’t function without his breakfast bump before work.”

Example 3:
“Some people need caffeine in the morning, others go for a breakfast bump.”

by K.V.N.G. March 15, 2026

breakfast soup

when a woman has her period and it's all over the breakfast.

"awwww man my girlfriend made breakfast soup." "awwww maaaaan!"

by trainfan February 16, 2025

Breaktest

Breaktest (noun)

Pronunciation: /ˈbrāk-test/
Definition: A relationship test where one partner (typically the woman) threatens to break up or divorce, not because they truly want to leave, but to gauge how hard their partner will fight for them. Often used as a way to measure commitment, passion, or devotion.

Alternate Forms: Breaktesting (verb) – “She was breaktesting me to see if I’d chase after her.”

🔹 "She hit me with a breaktest last night. I almost packed my bags, but then I realized she just wanted me to fight for her."
🔹 "Man, if she keeps throwing breaktests at me, I’m gonna fail one on purpose."

by Sakurakage February 27, 2025

Breakfast

This changes nothing.

Hym "Breakfast does not change what I am going to do. Lying to my family is not going to save you."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2025