K.V.N.G.'s definitions
When someone wakes up and the first thing they do is snort 2–3 lines of cocaine as their “morning routine,” treating it like their version of breakfast or coffee.
Example 1:
“Bro skipped coffee and went straight for a breakfast bump.”
Example 2:
“He can’t function without his breakfast bump before work.”
Example 3:
“Some people need caffeine in the morning, others go for a breakfast bump.”
“Bro skipped coffee and went straight for a breakfast bump.”
Example 2:
“He can’t function without his breakfast bump before work.”
Example 3:
“Some people need caffeine in the morning, others go for a breakfast bump.”
by K.V.N.G. March 15, 2026
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