Scientist: "I, the great scientist Craig Cereal, have just invented this delicious new breakfast dish! I shall name it Cereal after myself so everyone will think of me when they eat it!"

Smarter scientist: "That doesn't even make sense! That clearly should be called 'breakfast soup' you narcissistic bastard"

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Damn I put way too much water in this oatmeal now it’s just breakfast soup!