Burned my baked ziti

Italians use it..... Meaning you you caught an std.

Pauly D: Mikey ...she got me.

Mike : What you mean pauly/
Pauly: i burned my baked ziti

by The Riddler Riddling March 13, 2011

baked ass

A smell comparable to an ass that hasn't been washed after a marathon.

Your dog smells like baked ass!

by Johnny GG January 2, 2009

bakes

This word was originated in California aka the Yay. It means ya bootie!!!

Like the guys like it when you pop bakes !!!

by Da reel Shanelle May 22, 2006

Baker's Pound

A Baker's Pound is 17 ounces of marijuana instead of the usual 16 ounces in a pound. Sold as a "bonus" or free ounce with the purchase of a pound.

Hey Corey Baker, can I get a Baker's pound?

by Corey Baker April 16, 2007

The Angry Baker

When you stick your dick in a loaf of bread then fuck a girl to give her a yeast infection

My girlfriend was being a bitch so I gave her the angry baker.

by JimmyRude December 29, 2007

The Baker

The act of jizzing into a condom during sex, removing the condom, and sneekily cuting off the tip of the semen recepticle. Then squeeze out the spooge (preferably on partners face) like a baker frosts a cake.

Did you hear about Aaron pulling the baker on some random girl he met?

I totally pulled the baker on her!

by evilnapsterguy January 7, 2009

bakes

A nickname for Kevin Bacon.

Was that Bakes that was in Tremors?

by peppattyisnotgay February 15, 2008