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baked chalk feet

reeeeally crusty feet....
like i mean really crusty. includes toenails too
"Yesterday, I went to the mall. I saw Amy, buying new sandals, with her baked chalk feet out in the open!"
by big ol mess January 21, 2023
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Cake baking

look at jaron over there cake baking with ole girl
by Yo momma a hoe January 26, 2023
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cat baking

when a baby makes cookies for the granny
i love videos of cat baking
by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023
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baked

"bro im baked"
by franks #1 buyer February 12, 2023
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bite and bake to gold

to "bite and bake to gold" is to cut corners and expect everything to turn out well. For example, when baking bread, you can eat ("bite") some of the bread dough, but still bake it "to gold" (golden brown) and having eaten it doesn't matter. usually people use this negatively- i.e."it's not something you can bite and bake to gold"- to essentially mean "don't cut corners".
"Hey, Dr. Bam, do you think I have to sanitize this scalpel?"
"Obviously you do, surgery isn't something you can just bite and bake to gold."
by pumkinbread55 January 7, 2024
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Twice Baked Potato

When a girl farts and it rolls up and into her vagina and then she has to fart it out again.
That girl farted a twice baked potato and it stunk up the room.
by VonkeyKong January 14, 2024
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Bake

v. (derogatory) to communally interpret and draw connections between disparate information to draw (often pre-decided, absurd, and/or entirely false) conclusions, as is done in conspiracy theorist communities. Often takes place shortly after an event occurs or information is revealed that, to any reasonable person, would immediately disprove the conspiracy theory.

Originated with the QAnon conspiracy theory, whose followers would call themselves “bakers” following “crumbs” of information given to them by a supposed government insider. This self-identification has been largely abandoned, and the term “bake” is now used mainly by critics of such communities.

Information or narratives which have gone through the above process of interpretation can be said to have been “baked”.
Their prediction of doomsday having not come to pass, the followers pre-heated their ovens and prepared to bake an explanation.
by Squalidarity October 10, 2023
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