Ghetto Time

The pace of life a ghetto person usually lives.

To a white person if you have an appointment at 5:00 if u arrive at 5:30 you are considered to be late.

A person on 'ghetto time' has a larger window of time given before considering themselves late.

"U were suposed to be here at 5pm!! It is now 6:30pm."
Response: "Nigga I run on ghetto time."

by Ani Davityan February 1, 2008

Ghetto Dookie

The act of dumping while on: a street, subway, or other public urban area. It is very common to leave the duke there, or to wipe with something odd(such as a leaf or newspaper) then place the wiped object on top.

"So I was just going down the street right, and then i saw this dude doin a massive ghetto dookie right down on the yellow lines man."

by EricJessup July 27, 2008

Ghetto Stroller

A shopping cart that has been hijacked from a store in the hood. Usually a person of color is pushing the cart several blocks away from the nearest grocer or Walmart with her kids in it.

Yo Steve you see the ass on that sista?

Yeah man she's fine and all that, but did you see the 5 kids that baby momma had in that ghetto stroller?

by Rick Daddy April 20, 2010

Ghetto spread

The act of spreading ur ass cheeks to shit on the floor cos u can't afford a toilet or even a pot

I'm homeless and broke and can't use no public toilets due to covid so I ghetto spread down the local park

by Flipflap54321 April 29, 2021

ghetto spread

A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

When ghetto spread dies, we all die.

by seuneup May 28, 2021

ghetto code

If you run around the hood shouting the name of the person you hate, he or she has to come out and fight you.

"Come on out Jamal! It's the ghetto code bro!"

by TheHound23 December 1, 2015

Ghetto Visa

1. A goverment funded card that is givin to low income people monthly, that can be used to purchase food or necessities with your tax dollars. Commenly called food stamps or cash assistance.
2. A plastc card that is used at local convience stores to buy candy and soda.
3. A complete waste of your tax money.

Today is the first of the month run down to the store with the Ghetto Visa and pick yourself up A 6 pack and some candy for the kids.

by wasteofspace July 18, 2009