get your friend called jade a gift day

on the May 20th get your friend Jade a nice gift

you: oh hey it’s May 20th here’s a gift
jade: thanks but why?
you: it’s get your friend called jade a gift day
jade : woah really

you: yeahhhh

by kayyykayy May 13, 2021

National spend time with your GF/BF day

On February 11th is National give your girlfriend/boyfriend attention. Spend time with them and talk to them a lot

Bf:”Hey baby I just Needed to tell you I love you.”
Gf:”Why are you giving me so much attention?”
Bf:”It’s February 11th it’s national spend time with your Gf/Bf day!”

by Mooooooooooooioiiiooo January 22, 2021

“Don’t let these whore get in front your chores”

Essentially don’t let these bitches get in front of your goals!

Let’s say you get led on by someone or a girl plays you. This saying is perfect for this situation! Then you say “Don’t let these whore get in front your chores”.

by Applestein August 25, 2020

Urban Dictionary is the slang dictionary you wrote. Define your world

This is what it says on the Urban Dictionary homepage. You typed this in because you are bored and you're surfing Urban Dictionary for no apparent reason. Most likely you copied and pasted the word because you're too lazy to actually type it out.

Because you have no life, you typed in 'Urban Dictionary is the slang dictionary you wrote. Define your world.' Ctrl+C then, Ctrl+V. Great job, copy and paste.

by slashdeath97 July 7, 2009

National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day

This is the day that the truth will be heard. We have all been wanting to say it, and say it loud. Let your lying , using , slut whore, frumpy Ex girlfriend know........it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day

Hey Frumpy, you realize it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day? So take that silver scat home, and clean his litter box. It’s smells like your breath.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 30, 2019

Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!

When you ask your neighbor for some sugar, and really you just want them to come over to have some sticky sweaty sex, or make some sweet, sugary love.

"Hey there... I have a huge favor to ask..."
"Sure, what do you need?"
Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!
"I'll be right over with some C&H!"

by JeenaMarz August 8, 2017

shut your dumb dumb bubble gum lookin ass up

an easy way to say shut the fuck up you look like an idiot.
you can also use it as an insult.

1. Andrea shut your dumb dumb bubble gum lookin ass up
2. Emma get your dumb dumb bubble gum lookin ass back in here

by Dominiquxee December 9, 2018