Twitter 

My Twitter got suspended for some reason. Probably for making funny jokes like chill (idk if it was Elon or someone else from Twitter but still)

Fucc Twitter

Twitter by cladymore74 May 28, 2019

Trotterless Donkey 

This ignorant beast was formed when Uncle PecTOR decided to cross Satan’s Stinkybridge, as he had the opportunity to alleviate his Obsessive Canine disorder OCD. He did this to ensure that the kennels were pristine for when Steven Mcrgregor went to Preston to get ironed.
As uncle PecTOR reached his destination, he was as bald as a coot, and a donkey was stood right by the kennels with its trotters in a brown bin looking pignorant as Horez.

Jake texts Steven to receive what can only be described as a trotterless donkey.

Trotterless Donkey by Uncle Pecter July 8, 2019

Twitterbait 

To entice someone to make an ass of themselves on Twitter.

The best way to find out the truth about Area 51 is to Twitterbait Donald Trump by posting about how much more Obama would have known.

Twitterbait by HappyGrrl July 16, 2019

Twitter Influencers 

A twitter user with more than 10k followers, who shares content (mostly funny or sexual) to stare up opinions of their followers.

Twitter Influencers are stealing and recycling tweets.

A twitter influencer once told me my tweets aren’t sexual enough to appeal to the timeline.

Twitter Influencers by •ι αм α Gσ∂•✨♋️ September 8, 2019

Twitter Twain 

Noun. Any barely literate athlete or entertainer who tweets some garbled nonsense and acts like it’s a contribution to American literature.

Jets running-back quoting Shakespeare and going full Twitter Twain while calling out his haters and the media.

Twitter Twain by Teflon Johnny September 23, 2019

Twitter 

A place that i can't fucking ignore at night, all the fucking notifications, god help me.

Twitter is fucking killing me, send help, i need therapy.

Twitter by Swervzy September 24, 2019

twittercunteris 

People that report people on Twitter because their view is different than the people they are reporting

People that are to dumb to understand another persons point of view on Twitter and report them are what I refer to as “twittercunteris”

twittercunteris by Cunterios October 24, 2019