Swamp Donkey

(noun) insult; description of nasty; an ass (donkey) that's like a swamp (smoldering, humid, and sweaty).

I can't believe he fell for HER! She's a swamp donkey! Yek Shrek Shit the bed Fred!

by Killynit23 April 19, 2022

Swamp tour

When you get the shower real hot and steam and fart in her face!

Gave my lady a swamp tour last night!

by J-Gunther April 8, 2022

Swamp Donkey

An ugly, very obese female who can easily be mistaken for a man at times who attends parties they are not invited to for the sole purpose of trying to get with a man who is too trashed to defend himself. Swamp Donkeyness tends to start in high school due to rejection and continues throughout adulthood. Due to a lack of self-esteem, this female, as soon as she gets a hold of a man, will run off any and ALL of his friends regardless of their sex. She will grab him by the balls but continue to give him no pussy. Extremely jealous individual who will do anything to get a rise out of other females. Takes everything personal, even in the work place. This bitch is repulsive and will accuse everyone around them of being fake. Hopefully, if one of your friend's does get involved with this kind of an individual, they will realize she is a fat, ugly, worthless piece of shit and come crawling back to you apologizing and begging for forgiveness, but don't count on it. Swamp Donkey's will do anything to get their way... except put out.

This Swamp Donkey approached me at the bar, but I wasn't wasted enough, and I never will be.

by Here's your RISE September 6, 2010

looyisana swamp stomp

A sex act; You and your partner are completely nude, with the exclusion of army boots. You head on down to the untamed Looyisana Bayoo, And perform a three-way with a 12 foot gator.

John Doe: Annie wanted a little more excitement with sex, so I Looyisana Swamp Stomped her!

by Here_Comes_The_King March 10, 2014

Swamp Donkey

A Canadian term used to describe a Moose in the wild.

Guy: what’s with all this traffic?
Other guy: it’s probably all these American tourists trying to get a picture of a swamp donkey off the side of the road.
Guy: fuck this

by Walkerjet April 11, 2020

Swamp girl

A girl from, or in close proximity to, a swampy region. Often in southern parts of the southeastern states (think Mobile, AL, south LA, MS, GA, etc.).

They are often “country hot” but they spit fire and you never want to cross one. But, if she likes you, you will enjoy some insane sex and never be bored.

That Ashley is one hot and crazy swamp girl. I’m going to marry her if she doesn’t kill me first.

by AubieBham February 17, 2023

Swamp daddy

A person who wears wife beaters with grease stains, smokes and drinks all day. Also breeds teacup alligators.

Ashlie smoked her weed and drank beer all day like a swamp daddy .

by AmoneyNdaHouse March 11, 2017