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Swamp Job

A blowjob from a grotesque, disgusting, toothless, sloppy, sweaty, older Floridian woman. Specifically given in the Everglades. Has to be performed with swamp water in their mouth. Must be very throaty. Be ready to get hepatitis A, B, or C.
Hey man I just got the best swamp job of my life from old Agnes down in the Everglades.
by Griggle May 25, 2024
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Swamp donkey

a swift footed swamp ass slut that sleeps with every hairy, dick, and sometimes cool cats known as toms, and some may rock a mushroom top
"So i tell the swamp donkey to sock it before i give her a trunk in the treys' mans' entrance and have her lick me apples". On a Euro trip
by Ana.L November 13, 2014
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Swamp Donkey

Swamp Donkey Someone who retains high working ethics even though the environment they are working within maybe hostile or even working against them. Similar to the concept of a 'workhorse' but in worse conditions and equipped with second rate equipment. Can also be used to describe someone who land in a flat area prone to flooding and boggy soil.
"Even a Swamp Donkey would struggle trying to work like this"
by Jeffa Down Under August 20, 2018
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Swamp-tubing

Swamp-tubing is when you suck a fart out of somebody’s anus
Last night Chad went swamp-tubing with Ryleigh
by Bostonrob41 November 19, 2024
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Swamp Donkey

A sweaty, nasty penis... but a big one at that.
She took my swamp donkey up her layman’s entrance.
by Richard Kingstong October 17, 2019
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Drain the Swamp

The phrase attributed to Donald Trump describing the United States of America's democratic system before he became president, before eventually revealing himself to be the Swamp!
Hey do you remember when Trump said he'd drain the Swamp?
Yeah, except he can't because he IS the Swamp!
by Boychi January 9, 2021
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Swamp donkey

Phil’s medium sized coon ass dick
I think i’m going to give her the ole swamp donkey
by Dicks Enormous September 13, 2021
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