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Purple Sausage 

Created after a penis enters a blue-waffle. A srivled up dick.
Purple Sausage by RavenRiotRoth February 18, 2011

german sausage

A very miniscule and inadequate object often mistaken for a penis.

German condom brands such as Fromm, Masculan, Billy Boy, Condomi & Ritex are all produced in smaller sizes.

'Too big' was the pronouncement of the Munich magazine Focus, in a recent article about German genitalia. Sadly for the men implicated, the article was talking about the size of standard European condoms, not the men who wear them. In 1996, in order to promote economic & cultural exchange throughout Europe, the European Union decided upon a standard size of condom - 6.63 inches in length & a range of 1.7 to 2.2 inches in width, to be exact.

A study conducted by the German condom manufacturer Condomi found that the standard European condom fell off of half of the German men polled. The average German penis is about 3.5 to 4 millimeters (0.13 to 0.15 in.) too narrow for the standard EN 600 condom, said the magazine, proving once & for all that size really does matter." ('Germans too small for condoms?' J A Getzlaff. Salon Mon. 6 Mar 2000. salon.com/2000/03/06/condoms_4/)
German sausage only comes in a small package.
german sausage by Jess talis September 1, 2014

Holding your sausage hostage 

roughing up the suspect.
rub one out.
Instead of holding the sausage hostage, I decided that I'd be roughing up the suspect.

Stroking the sausage 

Masturbatory term.

See also:
slapping the meat
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut
"I was stroking the sausage today."
Stroking the sausage by Dean March 25, 2005

Bottom sausage

A turd. Faecal matter of a particular shape.
Warrington, come to the water closet and take a look at this tremendous bottom sausage I just produced!
Bottom sausage by Mynoduesp_ September 20, 2010

meat sausage 

The genitalia of a man, specifically the penis. It is similar to a wiener, but significantly larger and plumper and often has a slight curve. Meat sausage.
Did you see that guy's meat sausage? It was the size of a kubasa.
meat sausage by dude9er October 1, 2013