Squeezing the Salamander

Another way of saying "Choking the Chicken" or "Slapping the Salami"

I feel like Squeezing the Salamander today. It just feels right.

by Daddy Bobber 123 November 10, 2019

Eat your salamander

It is used to describe the intention of eating a salamander to show your hunger and your insanity. If you have a friend saying "Eat your salamander", they are cool

"I am going to eat your salamander," I said to my friend

by eatingsalamanders December 5, 2019

Speed Racer Yard Sale

When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.

Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019

Floridian Frozen Salami

When you put ice inside a girls pussy and wait for it to melt, after it melts you fuck her.

I used the new Floridian frozen salami technique on my girl last night, it was RAW!

by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020

pumpkin_rat_for_sale

A hot black girl who loves nutella. And an Aries apparently

"Oh my gosh, pumpkin_rat_for_sale is sooo hot wtf"

by anonymous May 17, 2021

abd el salam

Soumale byeklo

When someone run but don't run chou ennak abd el salam

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Uncorking the Salami

When a man cuts his penis so that the tip fills with blood. The blood crystalises, blocking it up, and then the man ejaculates, sending semen and dried blood everywhere.

"I caught him uncorking the salami all over her"

by Cumrag Adenauer September 8, 2022