Robert is a stinky boy, seeing him once you just can't take your eyes off him . Thinking of him ever so often wondering what kind of person he is . From the moment you try to speak to him it feels like something you've never felt , a sense of curiosity to know more of him. He's someone you feel like you can't get enough of. He's lovely and he has these brown eyes and little moles all over his face . He likes making stupid jokes all just to make you laugh. Robert is someone you love without even knowing never let a Robert go.
by anonymous November 20, 2023
Get the Robert mug.Robert is a stinky someone you meet once and you feel like you have finally experienced life. Silly i know but in the moment it feels like a warm breeze as you watch kids playing in the park holding his hand asking him what'd it'd be like to have your own. He's someone you could talk about endlessly, feeling like there's no good way to show him how much you love him. His eyes are like waking up on a warm morning, getting out of bed to freshly made pancakes covered in honey. Robert being something unexplainable to the heart , loving him without even trying. I hope i find my Robert in every other universe.
by sillyratt23 November 20, 2023
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Get the robert mug.A lot of people get this wrong about guys named Robert. Sure, they're smart and has the capacity to be funny, but they don try to show it. That's because they don't stand out in a crowd or try to do the most they can. Yes, they can be a heartstealer, but many are chronically bitchless with their horrible rizz and reserved personality.
I speak from experience, that not everybody named Robert is smart, kind, funny, or romantic. They're your run-of-the-mill guy who wants to get by in life, just like you and me.
I speak from experience, that not everybody named Robert is smart, kind, funny, or romantic. They're your run-of-the-mill guy who wants to get by in life, just like you and me.
by pp123987 December 12, 2023
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Ugh Robert.
by Eggplant Pappi December 1, 2022
Get the Robert mug.the act of 'doing a robert' consists of either having an irrational fear of bananas, being too scared to do simple rudimentary instructions or having a very small penis.
'ere look at him'
'I know right?'
'why is he running from a banana?'
'ah, he must be doing a robert!'
'I know right?'
'why is he running from a banana?'
'ah, he must be doing a robert!'
by Kai Girthy December 2, 2022
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