pulling a justice

Pulling a Justice - when you say your going to the bathroom to take a shit but you are really beating your meat.

Q: Where did Brent go?
A: He'sbeen in the bathroom for 30 minutes, he's pulling a justice.

by TeamFunkyTown May 20, 2016

Pulling a Greekgodx.

This is what you say if a streamer stops with streaming for a really really long time. And you can also say it if the streamer is trying to get to space by asking Elon Musk. Or if a streamer cheats on their diet forsenCD.

HEY LOOK AT TYLER1 HE'S PULLING A GREEKGODX.

by YOINK MINE NOW WideHard 7 January 20, 2019

pull a wifey

To withdraw early from a social event, citing domestic commitments as the cause. Derived from the common expression 'pull a whitey' used to describe those who crash out after drink/drugs.

Ever since he got married, Simon has been known to pull a wifey on several occasions, leaving the pub and all his friends mid-session, saying he has to get back to the missus.

by Clarebear81 March 2, 2011

Pulling a Bieber

Trying to escape from a flashmob of teenage girls on a segway.

A mob of girls were left in the dust when Steve Wozniak was pulling a Bieber

by Lancefighter July 27, 2010

Pulling Stumps

Doing particularly difficult work for some organization that involves risk or special skills.

"Joey was down in Grenada for awhile, but now they've got him pulling stumps in Afghanistan."

by Haunted Jack December 18, 2006

Pull an Ashlee

When you've been holding your bowels for too long and quickly have to make a mad dash for the can at work with air freshener in hand!

Holy cow my belly hurts, I'm going to pull an Ashlee!

by dentaldiva85 December 20, 2016

Pull a Jay

verb; to say you want to hang out with your friends but then later object to any form of social activity with said friends

"He said he wanted to play video games at his apartment, but then he decided to pull a Jay"

by Patreecko March 13, 2018