closet time

1.When you makeout with someone in a closet.

2. When you're making out with someone in secret.

1. Dude, I caught Dave and Jen doing some closet time! Sick.

2. You wouldn't believe what I heard, Lisa has been doing some SERIOUS closet time with John!

by mickle June 27, 2005

DEUSENBERRY TIME

DEUSENBERRY TIME
Also know as
rubbing one out
spanking the monkey
petting the one eyed snake
jackin it
petting the one eyed monster
draining the lizard
beat the meat
and so on

New form of masturbation
in 4 eazy to do steps
1. look at porn
2. slap your hand on the desk (palm up)
3. thrust forward through hand
4. DONE!!!!!!!!!

Example on youtube

DEUSENBERRY TIME, masturbation, beat the meat, draining the lizard, rubbing one out, spanking the monkey

by TM-140'I' May 05, 2010

cheek time

When one is being too cute and another person can't take it and they just have to bite or pinch their cheeks.

You're being too cute! That's it, it's cheek time!!!

by blue bird peep September 10, 2009

Face-Time

The act of a woman sitting on a mans face vigorously also known as carpet munching, SOMF, tongue fucking, muff diving & yodeling in the valley

Face-time has been suspected to be the cause of numerous asphixiation related deaths.

by KKJoy February 19, 2015

Bullet-Time

An over-used special effect in movies and video games that fucked up the cutscenes in Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes.

The Bullet-Time cutscenes in Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes made Solid Snake look like fucking Superman.

by cyanide_chewing_gun September 13, 2004

Time-Cop

A person who enforces that an appropriate amount of time has been spent on each specific task.

I wanted to mount her but she pulled a Time-Cop on me and said that I needed to keep eating her snatch.

by Jonny C. March 20, 2008

Happy-time

A time in a man's day when he becomes sexually horny and begins to masturbate

"hey man, whats up"

"hey dude, yo I brought over some playboy. and man is page 17 HH-OT!!!"

"oh shit man, its happy-time"

by kingyugi2000 August 14, 2009