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time-copping 

Finishing yourself off when a girl cannot make you cum. eg. when shagging or getting a bj she cannot finish you off so you take your cock in your own hand and do the job correctly into their face
In the film "Time Cop" Van Damme travels back in time to save his wife and when he travels back, he sees himself pumping his wife and decides to wait until they are finished. In actual fact, what he should have done is gone in and told his wife to stand aside; that he knew what he liked and finished himself off. Hence, time-copping.
time-copping by Jason Shepherd January 11, 2008

copious spare time 

The amount of time left in a day that is completely booked, which is to say, none.
Well, I have three finals today, a baseball game this afternoon and a date this evening, so I'd be happy to read your psych paper in my copious spare time.
commonly found to inhabit anime irc channels, lives in japan but thinks all japanese are morons who suck. favourite phrase: this anime sucks!
god i'm glad i'm as jaded as timecop is.
timecop by Andy Kent September 11, 2003

Abortion Timecop 

A person, place, or action that cock-blocks you so hard that it were as efficient as Jean Claude Van Damme traveling time to abort the child you would have undoubtedly conceived had you not been cock-blocked so ruthlessly
The Hotel Astoria in San Francisco, that one friend everyone has that tries to railroad your hook-up, or full-blown AIDS

"Why did Terry tell her I nailed Jessica... that sonavabitch can be such an Abortion Timecop sometimes"

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004