coffee jew

Someone who pours themselves the last cup of coffee at work and doesn't bother making another pot for anyone else.

"Rob didn't bother making another pot of coffee. What a coffee jew."

"Alicia, did you get coffee jewed?"

by tadboinky August 19, 2013

jew striders

A men's open-toe sandal shoe that resembles those from Biblical times.

Dude, did you see Schlomo tripping over his new jew striders? He's such a dork.

by MikeyBee2277 March 28, 2011

Noah is a jew

Noah is a stinky dirty bitch

That dude is really noah is a Jew right now

by Wowowowoowwwowowoww September 3, 2022

Jew It Down

A very offensive term meaning "To bring the price of (something) down," referring to the stereotype that Jewish people are massive cheapskates. If you use this phrase in front of a Jewish person, expect to be punched in the face.

"That's too expensive! You better Jew it down."
*Gets punched*

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 27, 2022

nuke the jews

Nuke the jews

Imma nuke the Jews

by You_mad_bro? March 24, 2021

jew-bag

A person who acts so Jewish, you want to put him in a bag and drown him.

God, don't be such a jew-bag.

by Vercingetorix April 15, 2005

Jew Fro

A certain hairstyle often worn by a Jewish person. It is best described as a large, poofy, dome-like nest that resembles that of a clown.

Yo man, I was in New City the other day and I saw this guy with the biggest Jew fro ever.

by carmen san-diego April 14, 2008