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Ukrainian Hydra

It's where a man goes to the city of Chernobyl and grows an extra dick, meaning you now have 3 heads. One on your neck, and now 2 where the sun don't shine.
Guy 1: Dude, look at me! I'm a Ukrainian Hydra!
Guy 2: Wow, I've never seen someone with 2 dicks before. I wonder if I can fit both of them in my mouth.
Guy 1: Well then go for it, son! I bet you can't handle this.
by aiwefal April 30, 2025
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Dexter Hyde

Literally the nicest funniest guy you will ever meet. Hes so clever and athletic yet he never lets anything affect his humble ego. He knows exactly what he wants tho so no it may not end up going to plan. Don't ever let him go tho gng, keep him in ur life even if it's just friends.
Person 1: 'who's that coming down the corridor?'
Person 2: 'oh that's Dexter Hyde, we've been friends for ages but I've liked him for years.'
by whydoilikehimsomuchvro April 30, 2025
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California Hydra

A term used to describe the sexual act with a man with 2 strapons to the left and right of his penis and 3 busty asian women.

The first woman shoves the left penis into her mouth,
The 2nd woman rides the other penis with her ass,
The 3rd woman rides the right penis with her vagina

Each penile object must be at least 6-7' (get it because its from rap therefore funny) inches in size
"Oh yeah, i received the BEST california hydra last night."
by UmbrageGames August 16, 2025
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nepolionic fire hydrant

the act of dressing as a french officer and pouring diet coke and alkazelers in your ass then shaking your body then shooting your sexual partner in the face.
man last night tim gave me a nepolionic fire hydrant.
by touchme9000 April 21, 2011
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San Francisco Fire Hydrant

When one man lays on his back with his erect penis pointing upwards, his partner then places his penis in a perpendicular fashion against the first mans. This arrangement simulates the appearance of a fire hydrant and connected hose.
Ace said to Gary " I want to do the San Francisco Fire Hydrant tonight."
by AFEOD70 October 2, 2014
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dirty fire hydrant

When you perform anal penetration on a man/woman (whatever floats your boat), pull out just before orgasm and ejaculate in their oral cavity, followed by urinating in the previously mentioned orifice.
Tyrone: "Yo my nignog, this girl was so hot last night I had to put her out with a dirty fire hydrant''
DeShawn: "I wish you'd do that shit to me brotha"
by Boat People May 9, 2017
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Rusty Fire Hydrant

When a male (older male) is in the act of “cumming” and nothing comes out
babe i need you back, he got my with a rusty fire hydrant again
by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017
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