happy surgery

getting blindfolded, bent over and getting bum raped by 5 big black borollic dudes and your asshole shall be put in a casket and get surgery to get a new ass hole.

I had happy surgery, the doctors told me i need to be in a wheelchair.

by VenemousRabbit January 4, 2022

happy paws

When your cat kneads you while purring

My cat was giving me happy paws today, I guess he luvs me.

by rawby January 13, 2022

Happy Week

Having sex with 5 different people 5 days in a row.

Yeah I tried going for a Perfect Week, but ended up with a Happy Week:(

by Medium penis guy May 22, 2022

Happy Wheels

A game kinda similar to Mario Maker in that the users make the levels, and 99% of them are crap while about 1% are good. But that's where the similarities end. Happy Wheels is in fact an amazingly brutal and violent game about taking various odd characters from a man on a Segway to an old fart in a jet-powered wheelchair through various insane obstacle courses. Your imagination is the limit.

And...just a thing worth nothing: This game contains graphic limb dismemberment and copious amounts of blood. It is highly recommended that you do not play this game if you are younger than 13 years of age. Or at the very least, don't play it in front of your family.

Happy Wheels is one of the greatest video games of all time

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 29, 2022

Happy place

a place where you truly feel happy and accepted. Stress and discomfort are non-existing there!

Hogwarts is my happy place

by Shinyhinatax April 18, 2022

happy bott

A person who annoys the crap out of you and is very toxic.

That kid is a happy bott

by HappyXD December 9, 2020

queue happy

when a person who does not have a Spotify premium account takes total control of the queue because they have been lacking the ability to do so on their own personal account

Haley (premium account holder): Hey, do you wanna queue some music for the car ride?
Dominic (wishes he had premium): Sure thing!
Haley: *checks the queue* Woah woah, you're a little queue happy there.
Dominic: What makes you say that?
Haley: You queued enough music for ~two~ car rides!

by browneyedgirl42 December 20, 2020