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Circle of Friends 

The terribly near-incestuous habit or tendency of a tight-knit group of mixed gender friends to date and sleep with one another at various turns in different permutations over a given span of time, often from high school and well into their early adulthood years. Extra messed up if there are siblings in this circle.

This is most prevalent with individuals who are unwilling or unable to make expansions to their social circles due to geographic constraints or cultural isolation (e.g. Orange Country, California) or psychological hesitance to escape the known and the familiar.

Only known remedy to this provincialism is to transplant oneself to New York, London or any other major metropolitan meat market.
Susan left Howard for Dave after they broke up, but Howard picked up Ana when she piqued his interest after she and Jason started agreeing to see other people. Both Dave and Jason are now competing for their long time friend Christie's attention, who in turn as been looking to rekindle passions with ex-boyfriend Howard. Howard and Dave are both secretly cheating on their current girl friends with Christie's slightly older sister, Clare, who has just recently entered this Circle of Friends

They're all going to the same college together next fall.
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Best Friends Forever Party 

A party where girls and guys have sex and the guy gives the girl a bracelt saying to keep it a secert and that they are now "best friends forever"
Tom: are you going to the best friends forever party this weekend.
Kate: Yea, i cant wait to find new best friends forever

Best Friends Forever Club

A best friends forever club is a group or 3 or more people that consider themselves best friends. They cant be best friends, cause there are more than 2 of them, so they become a club.
Richie, Jessica, and Andrea are in the best friends forever club. They always sing this cute little song

Andrea : "Best friends forever"
Jessica : "Best friends forever"
Andrea and Jessica : "Best friends forever"
Richie : "Club"

They love eachother very much.

Guy Friends 

Males who conduct harmless heterosexual activities with one another that may be misconstrued as homosexual.
"What did you do last weekend?"

"Oh, it was Guy Friends Weekend: We all had a blast drinking beers, smoking cigars, hooking up, and playing golf during our annual GFW."

"Wait, what?"
Guy Friends by GeneraLax7 April 13, 2011

Best Friends 

Somoene you can trust.
Someone you can love.
Someone you can sob with.
Someone you can be happy with.
Someone that you will always keep.
Someone that is bff with you.
Someone like...
Your best friend!
Olivia:I can say everything to you that is above us!
Caroline:ME TOO!
Olivia:OMG! Its true!
Caroline:We are best friends!

Sticky Friends 

an addicting game played at a bar. Players earn points by "tagging" random people. Once tagged, they become a Sticky Friend and the tagger receives 1 point. Friends cannot be retagged by the same player. Tagging is accomplished by applying then removing any type of sticky device: tape, gum, etc. Typically, the losing team or player will buy shots for the winner(s) once the game has been concluded. Except when playing "shooters" - see below. The game is finished when the bar tab has been paid and/or last call.

Variations:

Poacher - allowing a friend to be tagged more than once by separate players.

Passenger - allowing a timid player to earn points by simply tagging a friend and not removing the tag. Great for players with boobs.
Shooters - each point is worth one shot at the bar. In heads up play, the tagger chooses the shot and the other player buys. In multi-player formats, other shot-buying methods can be used.

Can be played in teams, in scramble format, alternating shot or any other variation you can think of.
Dude, Jenny just left a passenger on that old cougar. Look at the HUGE tag! She's kickin' my ass at Sticky Friends! I didn't bring enough dough to buy her whole team a shot. Can you cover me?

all my friends are toxic 

All my friends are toxic, all ambitionless
So rude and always negative
I need new friends, but it's not that quick and easy
Oh, I'm drowning, let me breathe
I'm better off all by myself
Though I'm feelin' kinda empty without somebody else
Oh, I hear you cryin' out for help
But you never showed for me when I was ringin' your cellphone
Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone
Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh
But life is immaculate, backin' it up a bit
Countin' my hours and knocking on wood
Avoiding my opposites, chewin' on chocolate
Had a bit limited time, but I should
Be good for a minute, don't want to admit it
I'm running on seconds, I'm rigid, I'm screwed
Don't know what to do, I'm thinking of you
I'm drinking up bottles and bottles of booze
I'm better off all by myself