Hang Bone

When a person with male genitalia is about to proceed with intercourse, and their sexual partner has to leave suddenly before intercourse could begin.

Hey man, I was about to have sex with a girl last night, but her brother got into a fatal car accident and she had to leave. Worst Hang Bone of my life

by TheSpookyCanadian May 28, 2020

Bone Surprise

When you find out the prostitute you picked up is actually a man.

Last night, I was on the prowl for a ho and when I found one and started gettin' busy, I got the ol' bone surprise. But I didn't want to waste my money so...

by Jack Monkey Balls February 20, 2010

moon boning

Having sex under the light of the moon. (Especially in the woods and in a standing sex position).

John Doe and Jane were Moon boning behind the tree in the backyard last night.

by HAL 3000 August 13, 2021

Bone creaker

Bone creaker- A woman, or man, who is so skinny such that when you stick your Dick in them flaccid and listen while it gets hard, you can hear their bones creak.

Last night I fucked a bone creaker. I stuck my dock in limp and could hear the bones creak as it got hard.

by dhosebag January 13, 2023

Mellow boning

The type of sex you have when there is no desire or expectation of climax from either party. Also often referred to as "Yellowstoning" or "yellowing" in cockney rhyming slang.

Hey Becky, you down for a long and sensual mellow boning sesh tonight.

No thanks Alex, I'd prefer it quick and dirty as usual.

by sunshinedave May 06, 2022

bone-arse

A condition that a person develops through prolonged periods of sitting on hard or uncomfortable surfaces.

"This wooden bench is giving me bone-arse"

by Anonymous June 15, 2003

Disturbed Bone

The PTSD like trauma your penis goes through after sexual intercourse with a less than desirable individual.

Brad: I may be desperate but I don't want to get a disturbed bone
Chad: You get used to it.

by Mr.Diddler March 06, 2019