Banked

A well-executed joke that involves someone else; a joke at the expense of others

Friend 1: "Bro, do you even know how to drive?"
Friend 2: "Do you even know how to shut up?"
Friend 3: "You totally banked that"

by GMMinotaur April 9, 2024

Jayden banks

Dread headed, godzilla loving, pomegranate eating, halo playing boy. Buy him buldak ramen and he’ll love you but will consequently be shitting his guts out 6 hours later. Very kind and patient. 100000/10

Damn Jayden Banks farts are straight up fucking mustard gas.

by mochikochkin November 24, 2021

breaking the bank

A cockney slang for having a wank

"I caught my dad breaking the bank yesterday and it was awful"

by Green ladd January 31, 2023

Piggy Bank

When someone treats you as their last resort, such that you are reduced to a piggy bank.

"I made plans with her a couple days ago but she bailed on me for some other friends."

"Bro you've gotta learn self-respect and stop being her piggy bank."

by squomm February 20, 2022

Bank

A bored wank (masturbating). Usually done when you have nothing else to do or don't want to do anything. Can also happen in the middle of porn when it starts getting shit.

I tried to think of what to do today, then I have up and just had a bank.

I saw this pornstar sucking off some dude but it got boring, so I just banked through it.

by Faxtron April 6, 2019

Trumping the bank

Verb - Trumping the Bank: The act of having diarrhea on the toilet but leaving the door open so everyone can see.

Luke was caught Trumping the bank after a spicy bean burrito.

by cc1989 November 13, 2020

Finger Bang Bank

Female version of "spank bank".

What a female uses from her memory to masterbate and bust one out.

That guy banged me out so good, he's def going in my finger bang bank

That dick is # 1 in my finger bang bank

by anonymous January 9, 2024