Awkbone

A boner at an awkward time.

"I hate the zoo."
"It's not so bad. Look, the lions are humping."
"I know, I've already got an awkbone."
"So that's why those girls are staring at you."
"Damn, stand in front of me."
"Sorry, bro, no can do."

by Dictotater August 24, 2012

Awkward Bromley

In Edinburgh when a lad from the South of England does something anti-banterous lads from Scotland will chant 'Awkward Bromley' whilst dropping one hand in a queer motion and making an England flag cross with the other

Ryan: Want to go and see the Dundee game?
James: Nah, I'm better than that, I'm from England, I'll watch the rugby instead.
Ryan: Awkward Bromley, Awkward Bromley, Awkward Bromley...

by SevenFiveBannaaa July 31, 2012

awksvo

a work to rhyme with convo when publicly identifying an awkward conversation

Rob: I slept with your mother

me: oh wow, this convo just got awksvo

by Wyoming September 20, 2012

awkward ball

awkard ball is defined as a game in which players, with unzipped flies and shoe laces tied together throw a ball against the wall, once a player catches the ball, the player is supposed to punch himself while saying something racist or misogynistic until one player is laying on the ground in a pool of blood"

Mike : Hey, did you see the new game by "Parker Brothers", its called awkward ball, wanna play?
Ric: Yeah man, I heard of this shit, Ive been practicing all day.

by Crier98999 December 10, 2012

Awkify

Verb; to make awkward, to make a situation awkward

Guy1: My dad got testicular cancer.
Guy 2: I'm sorry, that sucks.
Guy 1: I guess my mom won't be able to do that to him anymore...
Guy 2: uhh you just awkified the situation, bro. Too much information.

(Present tense; awkify. Past tense; awkified)

by Newwordsaresoawesome December 16, 2012

Awkward Slice

The slice or slices of pizza that's left over after it's been equally divided out.

Can be a awkful nucence if not called. To call the awkward slice simply shout 'awkward slice' before anyone else. As there can be a second or third awkward slice these should be called too, asap.

Fatso 1: Call the awkward slice

Fatso 2: You call what?

Fatso 1: The last slice thats noones.

by Jackkie-92 February 25, 2013

Awkxious

Awkward + anxious

Kim was very awkxious about going into the sea isle house

by Mandz cray cray June 21, 2013