obnoxiously awesome - so awesome that its obnoxious how awesome it is
awexious is a portmanteau of awesome and obnoxious describing the extreme limit of awesomeness before it becomes too much
its usage was first observed in Pittsburgh among kids age 9-10
Dude, that back flip was totally awexious.
Her wedding gown, studded with diamonds a midst lace blossoms, prompted the groom to blurt out "Babe, you look awexious" as he saw her walk down the isle.
That chicken tasted so awexious it almost made my mouth explode.
Standing on the edge of the Grand Canyon, I became overwhelmed by its awexiousness, and had to sit down from the dizziness.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!