obnoxiously awesome - so awesome that its obnoxious how awesome it is
awexious is a portmanteau of awesome and obnoxious describing the extreme limit of awesomeness before it becomes too much
its usage was first observed in Pittsburgh among kids age 9-10
Dude, that back flip was totally awexious.
Her wedding gown, studded with diamonds a midst lace blossoms, prompted the groom to blurt out "Babe, you look awexious" as he saw her walk down the isle.
That chicken tasted so awexious it almost made my mouth explode.
Standing on the edge of the Grand Canyon, I became overwhelmed by its awexiousness, and had to sit down from the dizziness.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.