Apple Crumble

For something to go wrong, to mess up.
Used in the song “Apple Crumble” by Lime Cordiale and Idris Elba.

This dinner party has all gone apple crumble

by BigMuscleBill May 21, 2022

Bobbing for Apples

When one (male) lies underwater naked in a hot tub such that at least his testicles are submerged, and his partner blindfolds his or herself and attempts to retrieve said testicles with his or her mouth.

Or do this in a public swimming pool to achieve the Orchard Variation.

Also see Bobbing for Assholes.

Dude, I went bobbing for apples last night and am still flossing the pubes out of my teeth.

by AppleCiderEnthusiast November 20, 2015

apple doorbell

the sound pattern made when all of your apple devices receive an email at the same time and are all on the same desk/room.

iphone, ipad, ipod all get an email and the ever famous email chime rings on them all milliseconds apart. this cadence of sound is the apple doorbell.

by translator of mumbles July 11, 2011

Weak Apples

A phrase commonly used to show that you have been royally let down. Parallel to the phrase "Shit's Weak" made popular by the movie Grandma's Boy.

Actor 1:
Dude I hear Susan, that one broad who gave me chlamydia, is dating some muscle head.

Actor 2:
Weak Apples.

Actor 1:
Yeah, I had big plans for me and her.

by Adam Ayers November 16, 2006

Madam’s apple

When a seemingly woman possesses an Adam’s apple.

Damn, do you see the madam’s apple on the chick with the size 14 foot?!?!

by Weezy McNasty November 06, 2021

Apple Cup

A rivalry game between the UW Huskies and WSU Cougars that occurs every year (usually around Thanksgiving) that wazzu usually seems to "coug" (fuck up in 4th quarter) every so often. The huskies longest winning streak in this game is 8 straight times (acheived this twice), while wsu hasn't won it more than two straight times. The huskies lead the series 64-30 (6 ties). The most memorable apple cup was in 2002 when the huskies upset the the 3rd ranked cougars in a triple overtime thriller 27 -19. This denied the cougs of a rose bowl berth the next year.

Jake Locker and UW is gonna beat the shit out of wazzu this year in the apple cup! I cant wait!

by Locker 4 Heisman August 09, 2008

apple pie

when someone is overly hot and sexy..everyone wants a piece of there apple pie.

I know you want my apple pie.

by hannah March 30, 2004