Girlfriend

Will suck a fart right from your butthole

Just ask your girlfriend

by Puff Puff Fuck Ya Chica September 04, 2022

Girlfriend

a waste of time: a bad use of time, time spent doing useless or unnecessary things.

Wow, fuck a girlfriend. i'd rather play with some money than play with some pussy.

by LuchGooch November 26, 2020

girlfriend

something i know i'll never have

person 1: hey i just got a girlfriend!

person 2: nice

person 1: what about you?

person 2: ):

by mr.sad December 31, 2021

Girlfriend

Something that sweaty Fortnite players will never have.

Ooh I crank 90’s but can’t get a girlfriend.
Who needs a girlfriend when you’ve got Fortnite

by 12’scappin August 13, 2022

girlfriend

smth u 100% don't have and never will

carl: omg i got a girlfriend!

sam: lucky, i still haven't gotten one

carl : skill issue

by 00dd3y3 October 24, 2023

girlfriend

amazing i have no words shes so great i forget im bi and think im lesbian shes the love of my life and im going to marry her one day yall are invited free biryani

person: hi
me: would u like to see a picture of my girlfriend shes amazing

by mikasackermann February 07, 2021

Girlfriend

Something you may not have if your here.

Todd;whats a girlfriend?

Mike; something you dont have😔

by Bootyeater1000 December 31, 2022