girlfriend

amazing i have no words shes so great i forget im bi and think im lesbian shes the love of my life and im going to marry her one day yall are invited free biryani

person: hi
me: would u like to see a picture of my girlfriend shes amazing

by mikasackermann February 07, 2021

urban dictionary

my lord and saviour

my friends use weird slang all the time this site has saved me from embarrassment

my gf: ur gonna make me act up
me who has no idea about any slang: hol up let me check this on urban dictionary
me: omg u flatter me

by mikasackermann February 07, 2021

lesbian

goddesses
they are not men and dont feel attracted to men
you wish you were them

man: i like you lets go out
girl: i am a lesbian

man: i am sorry queen please keep doing what you were doing we all love you go bestie

by mikasackermann February 07, 2021

Bestie

they are always true

my bestie: isnt this movie good?
me: so true bestie !

by mikasackermann February 11, 2021