I Am your mom 

Another stupid phrase with no meaning behind it whatsoever.

Connor, I am your mom.

I Am your mom by Anonymous July 12, 2003

tacoing your mom 

tacoing someone's mom is sticking your dick inside her puffy pussy and giving it some sour-cream

people: dude i just taco'd your mom

me: im tacoing your mom

tacoing your mom by UrbanMan45 July 6, 2021

Peace to your mom's crease! 

1. See you later and I'm thinking of your mother's vagina.

2. Peace out, I want to fuck your mom by the way.

Douche 1: "Alright, I gotta go."

Douche 2: "Peace to your mom's crease!"

Peace to your mom's crease! by The Grave Eater April 23, 2010

the society to bring back your mom jokes 

a society of people who wish to bring back the classic "your mom" jokes

person 1:so i was up late last night doing homework.
person 2:thats funny because i was up late last night doing your mom!!!

person 7:dude i think i got an std last night.
person 2:who were you doing ... your mom?!
person 8:oooo sick burn!!!

These examples brought to you by the society to bring back your mom jokes

the society to bring back your mom jokes by SchnauzerDouser October 17, 2007

argue with your mom 

A phrase used mostly by Gen Z that basically means that what you just said was such an undeniable fact that if someone disagrees they are wasting their time and should go argue with their mother.

Azealia Banks is a horrible person and if you like her you’re awful too, argue with your mom.

argue with your mom by chileanywayz October 4, 2021

Welp, how's your mom? 

The only thing you can possibly say to your ex after he finds a comment that you wrote about him in a public group.

Fiona: my partner is squishy, and I like it so much more than my muscular ex husband
Paul: I hate myself and you are making it worse

Fiona: Welp, How's your mom?

Welp, how's your mom? by FionaBook April 24, 2021

Me and Your Mom

An Item. It's about time you found out. ;)

Me and Your Mom:
Me: Hey Babe, what are you doing tonight?
Your Mom: You.

Me and Your Mom by MomBanger83 September 11, 2011