Happy-time

A time in a man's day when he becomes sexually horny and begins to masturbate

"hey man, whats up"

"hey dude, yo I brought over some playboy. and man is page 17 HH-OT!!!"

"oh shit man, its happy-time"

by kingyugi2000 August 17, 2009

Times are tough

A quote from a mentally deranged man from 8 bit theater

Fighter: Good morning!
Tat Dude: Times are tough.
Fighter: How are you?
Tat Dude: Times are tough.
Fighter: Wanna swordfight?
Tat Dude: Times are tough.
Fighter: Are you mentally deranged?
Tat Dude: Times are tough.
Fighter: ...

by Times are tough. July 17, 2004

naked time

when a person is home alone and is whearing nothing at all

dude i had 3 hours of naked time today it was awesome

by misaya of words June 24, 2016

Time to Think

When your high asf n you ain't trying fw nobody.

*smoked 7 blezzys w squad*
Homie: bro u ain't talking

Homie 2: on me i just need time to think

Homie: bet I gotchu

by BRAZY_ November 23, 2017

DEUSENBERRY TIME

DEUSENBERRY TIME
Also know as
rubbing one out
spanking the monkey
petting the one eyed snake
jackin it
petting the one eyed monster
draining the lizard
beat the meat
and so on

New form of masturbation
in 4 eazy to do steps
1. look at porn
2. slap your hand on the desk (palm up)
3. thrust forward through hand
4. DONE!!!!!!!!!

Example on youtube

DEUSENBERRY TIME, masturbation, beat the meat, draining the lizard, rubbing one out, spanking the monkey

by TM-140'I' May 5, 2010

closet time

1.When you makeout with someone in a closet.

2. When you're making out with someone in secret.

1. Dude, I caught Dave and Jen doing some closet time! Sick.

2. You wouldn't believe what I heard, Lisa has been doing some SERIOUS closet time with John!

by mickle July 7, 2005

Bullet-Time

An over-used special effect in movies and video games that fucked up the cutscenes in Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes.

The Bullet-Time cutscenes in Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes made Solid Snake look like fucking Superman.

by cyanide_chewing_gun September 12, 2004