wank walk

When you walk with both hands in your pockets and leaned back due to the weight of the greasy pony tail

Bryan walked past me while doing the wank walk

by Srdjan69 October 19, 2020

Wank ear

The heightened sense of hearing a young man develops when he masturbate in a house with other people. Despite masturbating he intensely listens for anybody approaching his location so he has ample time to hide his penis, clean up his immediate environment, and maybe hide any pornography he might be using.

Aw man, since moving back home I had to sharpen up my wank ear.

My wife doesn't knock when I shower, better use my wank ear when I rub one out.

by munky82 December 13, 2017

gramp wank

masturbation session that goes on for so long that all enjoyment and horniness is eventually lost

Yeah I got home after ten JD and coke and had me a gramp wank

by userpthat December 5, 2016

wanking about

To engage in dickish behavior. Used in the same spirit as "to fuck about", "fuck around", or "screw around".

We would have gotten here much faster if so many other drivers weren't wanking about the whole time.

by Not Dangerous Dickey November 19, 2015

Danger Wank

Cracking one out in a high risk situation in a predetermined amount of time.

He said yes to a cuppa then when he'd finished his danger wank there was a brew next to him.

by Mackerzzz March 29, 2015

wank widow

A woman whose husband no longer finds her sexually attractive, no longer desires to sleep with her and instead spends his free time whacking off to porn.

Jill: Kelly always seems so unhappy anymore. What's going on with her?

Jane: That poor girl's a wank widow. Bob never gives her any attention anymore. Spends all his time on the computer.

by I'm Pseudonym February 28, 2011

Stump wank

Amputees rub The genitals and wank off rather then Using there hand or foot

“Jenny gave me a stump wank lastnight it was like a sexy rolling pin “

“Omg Ken stump wanked me with his leg he pumped my clit so hard

by Mctut December 20, 2020