Split the baby

It is crazy that you will deny yourself justice just to prevent me from getting it.

Hym "Really. You trying to split the baby on literally every issue is crazy. Cite the lesbian who pretended to be a man."

by Hym Iam June 4, 2025

Split Twins

Siblings who aren’t actually twins, but look so strikingly alike that people constantly mistake them for twins — despite being born years apart. It’s like the universe hit copy and paste, just with a time delay.

Split twins might share similar height, facial features, mannerisms, or even personalities. Whether they’re one year apart or ten, they give off serious twin energy without sharing a birth date.

“Wait, you’re not twins?”
“Nope. I’m three years older. We’re split twins.

by PubliusX June 22, 2025

Splitting The Baby

It's like that...

Hym "It's LIKE splitting the baby but if instead of giving the baby to the woman who is upset about the baby getting cut in half... You INSTEAD... Just actually split the baby in half. That's a more apt analogy."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

Splitch

Reference to a spoiled little bitch

Ain't she high and might acting like a true splitch

by Quincy Sonshyne July 6, 2025

Splitgate 2 Trailer

When a man cuts off his dick then sews it onto a unsuspecting female thus turning them into a femboy with a spooky spooky haircut and then they give you a EJ ( eye socket job ) then the man experiences a intense orgasm leading to kidney failure and ruptured testicles as well as AIDS, Herpes, HIV, HPV, Pubic Lice, Gonorrhea, and possibly appendicitis.

Man I can't wait to get a Splitgate 2 Trailer while watching futa. My grandpa did it in 05' but it didn't end so well and now i'm struggling with a intense vore footjob fetish.

by Sofia Capes July 11, 2025

splats

Shoes that are not quite flats or pumps, that are way too small for feet that are way too swollen or too big, and cause the shoes to flatten.

By the end of the long ceremony, her poor feet had swollen so much that her stylish little kitten heel shoes had turned into splats—those not-quite-flats, not-quite-pumps that get squashed into a pancake when the foot is way too big for them.

by Big Less 64 December 3, 2025

Split the bill

When a girl is not that pretty or attractive but crackable but not wife material

“Yo that girl you were talking to at the bar last night.. yeah she can split the bill”

by EVIE ROACH December 12, 2025