slowbie

One who lags in online video games

MAn that guy with 56k is a real slowbie

by Geoff Hankes September 25, 2003

SlowPoke

Some faggot Israeli who will poke your children at night.
(the frog did not do this)

I am a SLOWPOKE!

by Lessfrog May 16, 2017

slowmophone

Also spelled as slomophone, or slowmopho/slomopho. A collage of the words slow and motherfucker. Basicly when someone has a "blonde moment" and you just feel like cussing.

Amy: "Gabe.. what are you doing tomorrow for school?"
Gabe: "..........huh?"
Amy: "You're such a slowmophone!"

by Amy Elise January 13, 2008

Slowgama

derived for the phrase "Slow Grandma" the term means to describe someone slow or in terms "Nooby" or new person who is slow at things.

On The Ski Lift

Bob: okay we just got on.
Joe: Wait, we're stopping?
Bob: oh, it's that slowgama back there

by Chub Dini (uch) January 3, 2009

slowtation

An alternative to the average rotation in a smoking cirlcle. A slowtation is a rotation that is moving much slower, either on perpose to conserve, or because certain people wont stop camping.

Hey, this is my last bowl, lets make this a slowtation.

Dude, stop camping on that pipe before this becomes a slowtation.

by guywhotypeslow December 24, 2009

slowstream

Easy does it

Slowstream achieves more than mainstream demands.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

slowboarders

those snowboarders that take too long to put on their boards and always go slow and fall down

stupid slowboarders

see the slowboarders
see the slowboarders take a nap in the snow
see the snowmobile

by awesomebad January 8, 2011