self inflicted theft

Self inflicted theft is most likely to occur when people don't take the basic steps to secure valuable property, almost encouraging thieves to commit acts that relieve owners of property.

There's been a rash of break-ins and thefts of expensive vehicles in Snobsville as they sit unused in COVID, doors unlocked, valuables and key fob in plain sight. Somehow I think these stupid owner share responsibility for the thefts they bring on themselves as they commit acts of self inflicted theft.

by ribick June 28, 2020

self cleaning oven

when police politicians and government refuse to address crime in poor communities , black or brown people . leaving the people and community to handle crime themselves

that's the self cleaning oven district they will handle the murders themselves.

by charles 57 May 31, 2022

self-subject image

Metaphenomenon in which each object appears as a new object at each and every instant.

Conscious aesthetic.

Self-subject image says the object you observed in the last instance (instant) is not the same object you are looking at in THIS instance (instant).

by metawave March 15, 2019

self-isolating-myself

uh. the new stupidest way to say - my brain has been destroyed because i am spending all of my time in my house watching tv for 2 years now.

"Yeah, yuo never know who has COVID, so I have been self-isolating-myself just to be safe".

by Evil Con Weasel April 16, 2022

Self-Care Sunday

The day where you take care of yourself by showering, shaving, and putting face-masks on before the week starts.

Girl: Hey what are you doing today?
Other Girl: What do you mean it’s “Self-Care Sunday” ! I’ve been so busy.

by caylee3113 January 28, 2023

his bad self

James Brown. One of his many nicknames, this is taken from his 1968 song "Say It Loud (I'm Black and I'm Proud!)".

Let's all give a warm welcome to the Godfather of Soul, his bad self, Mr. James Brown!

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks December 25, 2016

Asynchronous Self-Conversation

A conversation one engages in with oneself in a way which resembles the way one converses with oneself or with a different individual, only this type of self-conversation takes place in the present but with a recording of one's words made in the past.

To participate in an asynchronous self-conversation one needs to listen to an audio recording of things one said in the past, and can either speak to the individual speaking in the recording acknowledging that one is speaking to oneself, or pretend one is speaking to someone other than oneself. Asynchronous self-conversations work surprisingly well and can be enlightening because as time progresses every individual changes. Therefore, at 12:00 P.M. (noon) no one is thinking or feeling the same things they were thinking and feeling at 11:59 A.M. ( one-minute ago ). Listening to a recording of a word one said is a type of Asynchroneous Self-Conversation.

by but for October 21, 2017