sap sack

When the humidity in a male's trousers causes one or more sides of the sack to stick to their inner legs causing extreme discomfort. This occurrence usually results in the individual peeling the sticky sack from their leg (crossing their fingers that sap sack will not return).

Uhh, I've been sitting down for so long, I got a real bad case of sap sack

by whackpack February 27, 2007

milk sack

Large and slightly saggy breast. Used when sublty comparing person to a cow.

She had nasty milk sacks.
Look at the milk sacks on that whore.

by Sarah Setzer September 12, 2006

Sack Wash

Someone (preferrably female) uses her tongue to lap and clean the male ball satchel.

I took Kari home last nite, got a tugger and a sack wash.

by Dick Fittsnuggly September 20, 2005

Jamble Sack

Possibly the funniest thing you can do to a friend when they are sleeping. You stand up and jiggle your testicals in their face and masturbate at the same time. Then you ejaculate all over their face and up their nose.

Kevin: Dude, you got the best jamble sack last night!
Ben: By who?
Kevin: ME!!
Ben: "*punches Kevin in the face*

by FlyingFortress July 19, 2009

Itchy Sack

When your balls just don't stop itching.

GOD, I'VE HAD AN ITCHY SACK ALL DAY

by Teel778234562735 January 26, 2011

bum sack

a sack of crap hanging from ones rectum between their legs as to appear to be ones testicles

"tickle me bum sack"

by Captain BallTouch July 12, 2012

albanian cattle sack

When 8 German tourists in Alabama dress up as futuristic pilgrims and before an orgy they ceremoniously kill a bull, hollow out its ballsack while listening to system of a down (Armenian metal band) once they perform the ceremony they crawl into the ballsack and an orgy ensues for 12.5 minutes and then they repeat once a month

Hey Franz and Claus, are you guys ready for our monthly Albanian cattle sack?

by AdamnGeraldo April 27, 2017