Shopocalypse

The mayhem that ensues in every shopping mall and mini-mart across America on Black Friday.

Me: Hey man, you going to "major retail conglomerate" on Black Friday?
Friend: Hell no, you won't catch me anywhere near the shopocalypse!

by Mwahahahahahaha! November 28, 2013

Shopvagging

When you want to cum inside a girl but don't want her to give birth in the future...you put a shop vac up to her vagina and suck the cum out and hopefully she doesn't develop a baby in the future.

I was shopvagging my girlfriend last night...she's pregnant still.

by Taco9648 July 20, 2014

border shopping

Visiting multiple border crossing points, trying to find one that will let you cross.

The border guard caught me border shopping and told me it was illegal, but he was a lot more reasonable than the jerk at the first place I tried, who demanded a work visa I haven't even got yet, and he let me pass.

by another non american December 21, 2006

whore shopping

when you go shopping looking like a whore/slut and/or you go shopping for whorish things like thongs and lacy "things"

Cat:Hey Claire wanna go whore shopping this weekend?
Claire:Sure I need some new thongs

by Celestey O. December 12, 2007

Zen Shopping

The art of taking somebody elses full shopping trolley at the supermarket/department store and taking it to the tills as your own, saving the need to walk up and down the aisles.

"I couldn't be bothered to walk around the store so I did a bit of Zen Shopping."

by Jellophane August 24, 2008

poon shoppin

(verb) the act of seeking out, or shopping, for the poon vagina.

Sebastian: Yo, man! Want to go play chinese checkers?
Matthew: No way. I'm going POON SHOPPIN tonight!
Sebastian: I don't know what that is.
Matthew: I know, and you never will.

by call me matt February 18, 2009

fantasy shopping

verb. 1. When you go through a store and fill up a cart and leave it in a random spot in the store. 2. When you go online to a site like amazon or other retail stores and fill up a cart and never plan on buying.

Joe- Hey man guess what we did yesterday.
You- What
Joe- We went fantasy shopping at target and the whole store was pissed off. I think we ended up with 3 carts full, one even had milk in it.

by yasevil June 25, 2009