October 28

National Joke Day! Fuck April 1st, it’s so stupid, why not make october 28 joke day?

Ben- “I fucking hate you alex lol” Alex- “Wtf man, oh i forgot it’s October 28, lol happy joke day.”

by legacylad October 28, 2020

October 30

National give your friend a hickey day

Guy 1 - "Hey you know what today is?"
Guy 2 - "October 30?"
Guy 1 - "Yes! It's give your friend a hickey day!"
Guy 2 - "Bend over let me put it on your d***."
Guy 1 - "what are you fucking gay?"
Guy 2 - "Yes."

by dr.shlanger October 30, 2020

october 03

A sexy, bearer of a 12 inch cock, handsome, athletic, soon to be famous black man was born on this day

damn he is packing he must me born on october 03

by moophinmoon January 7, 2021

October 1

The day where the worst motherfucking person is born

I hate my sister born on October 1.

by Sienna123_456 June 14, 2022

October 9

grab your girlfriends ass and make out day

hey babe do you know what day it is… it’s October 9

by ash :))) October 5, 2021

October 14

Give your girlfriend a behind hug day !!

*gives gf a hug from behind*

“Awww babeee the”
“No problem, it’s October 14!”

by Urmomishotlolololololol October 13, 2021

October 9th

The Day Young Adz & Dirtbike LB blew the UK rap scene to pieces with their debut album The Blueprint Us Vs Them

October 9th 2020 the waviest day in history

by ItscalledFootballnotsoccer October 9, 2020