Kentucky back massage

When you have anal and jizz all over your partners back and rub your balls on their back and the jizz speads around their back

Burke: i just had Kentucky back massage.
Carlie: whats that?
Burke:Here I will show you!
Carlie:Okay(takes off clothes)
Burke:( Jizzes on carlies back and spreads it around with his balls)
Carlie: that felt good

by The unkn0wn May 28, 2012

Greek Massage

Massage is the practice of soft tissue manipulation with physical, functional, and in some cases psychological purposes and goals. But a Greek massage specifically implies spitting on the persons back as the main source of stimuli.

Patron: "Sir, may I please have one Greek Massage?"

Masseur: "Surely, how much spit?"

Patron: "moderate to heavy!"

by PineappleUndertheSea March 10, 2009

Mass Media

Media is large ass masses that can completely flood someone cuz it is so large.

I was watching the news and mass media happened. Nuff said

by Anthony Frayn September 25, 2010

mass hickey

A mass distributed ass hickey, to publicly praise one or more people. Often used in an email with multiple cc's, a mass hickey makes all recipients feel good for the person(s) praised, yet at the same time they feel somewhat violated.

Mango is the king of mass hickeys. That last email he sent out praising Lulu was copied to the entire company. I'm happy for Lulu, but I feel like I just got a major mass hickey.

by BTedstrom May 20, 2007

weapons of mass destruction

My arms

I'm sporting two big-ass WMD's, bitch! Now get yo ass out my way.

by Jason L October 4, 2003

Newton Massachusetts

Newton Massachusetts is a totally pathetic city that thinks that its too cool for the rest of the world. You can't get by in Newton without owning all clothes from abricrombie, having a different pair of solows for every day in the year, at least 6 pairs of uggs and a bunch of northface jackets. Everyone goes to national jean with their daddy's credit cards everyday of the week.

Clasic Newton Massachusetts Slogan:Abricrombie for life!

by NEWTONITE! July 29, 2008

Massapequa

This town has the fucking most amazing kids, north of sunrise, and the south side is full of fucking whores who start giving their boyfriends head at the age of 12. They're choice saying "Who cares if we're sluts, your just jealous because your boyfriends like us & we have money."

The southside (aka Lockhart and East Lake) and full of amazing kids who dont give a shit about what the whores in Unqua say.

So to sum it all up.....

South side - shit heads.
North side- most amazing kids ever

Massapequa crushes Farmingdale in everything

by The Mother Fcking Princess July 2, 2008